Drunken Rhyme

My phone is dying

My wallet is crying

I hear the Pixies on the Speaker

How weird is that? 

Where is my mind, dude?

It’s hanging out in a brown bottle

And I’m drowning

With a rock holding me down

It’s about my size

Until I realize

That I’ve lost my noggin

Where is my coffin?


And then I ask myself

How I got here with the answer before me

It’s annoying me by ignoring me


Another beer, sir

You want another shot?

Oh, well, since you pulled my arm

I’d say

If I had social skills

Instead I just say


And the sad sap story continues


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